Terrorism strikes close to home. Or just some international grad student who was drunk, tired, and retarded who decided it was a good idea to stage a bomb threat and get classes canceled for the rest of us. UMR is hittin’ international news!

Now you can enjoy the following images I stole from Facebook.

This is Rolla’s Homeland Security Response Team. I think it’s comprised of a trailer that probably cost ’round $300,000, two dogs and a metal detector. We apparently had a robot, but the team didn’t want to send it in right away because the batteries might die. Those things are a bugger to replace.

So. Yeah. I survived the terrorist attack on UMR. Or more accurately, I slept through the terrorist attack on UMR.

Happy Terrorist Day,

-Aaron