Stoopid Terrists.
Terrorism strikes close to home. Or just some international grad student who was drunk, tired, and retarded who decided it was a good idea to stage a bomb threat and get classes canceled for the rest of us. UMR is hittin’ international news!
Now you can enjoy the following images I stole from Facebook.
This is Rolla’s Homeland Security Response Team. I think it’s comprised of a trailer that probably cost ’round $300,000, two dogs and a metal detector. We apparently had a robot, but the team didn’t want to send it in right away because the batteries might die. Those things are a bugger to replace.
So. Yeah. I survived the terrorist attack on UMR. Or more accurately, I slept through the terrorist attack on UMR.
Happy Terrorist Day,
-Aaron
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Congrats to you guys on not dying in the deadly powdered sugar attack. I’m sure it was difficult. After all, it’s news in frickin’ China.
In other news, Springfield is still sane. Probably because we don’t have engineers here. Crazy, all of them!
February 27th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
Whoa. Aaron posted. (and beat me to this one… grr.)
February 27th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
Geez. I wish someone would go on a suicidal rampage, trying to blow up MY college with sugar!
Some people get all the luck.
What? Homeland Security is banging on my door? But I didn’t do anything!
February 28th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
In soviet amerika, you do not call the Homeland Security Response Team. The Homeland Security Response Team calls YOU.
February 28th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
…wow Xore.
February 28th, 2007 at 5:03 pm