Yes, I have decided that I am not pleased with either candidatse choices on health care, abortion, gay marriage, and lockboxes, so I am endorsing Nerf Hoffelmeyer for President. Please visit his website to read up on the issues surrounding his campaign, but here are a few highlights.
Nerf Hoffelmeyer is the only candidate endorsed by Jim Dingle, *famous talk show host.
Nerf Hoffelmeyer wants to get rid of the sequoia trees and replace them with large cell phone towers made to look like trees.
Nerf Hoffelmeyer will get rid of the budget deficit by not having a budget. He pledges to “just see how it goes.”
Nerf Hoffelmeyer is still looking for a vice-presidential candidate, and is trying to decide between Earnie Velveeta and Harold Flemlaski, who are both running for Congress. To find where each of these two vice-presidential candidates stand, you can watch this video.