Terrorism strikes close to home. Or just some international grad student who was drunk, tired, and retarded who decided it was a good idea to stage a bomb threat and get classes canceled for the rest of us. UMR is hittin’ international news!

Now you can enjoy the following images I stole from Facebook.

This is Rolla’s Homeland Security Response Team. I think it’s comprised of a trailer that probably cost ’round $300,000, two dogs and a metal detector. We apparently had a robot, but the team didn’t want to send it in right away because the batteries might die. Those things are a bugger to replace.

So. Yeah. I survived the terrorist attack on UMR. Or more accurately, I slept through the terrorist attack on UMR.

Happy Terrorist Day,

-Aaron

okay. This, is weird and stupid, but the whole idea that they hooked up a shot glass to a PC via USB is kinda cool. (in a dumb way)

-Allyn

The first step to help yourself is admitting that you have a problem…

but hey, I like that song.

-Allyn

Last night I got an email from Apple. It basically says: “Don’t buy Vista! Buy a Mac!”

I was very touched with Apple’s concern for me. They obviously don’t want me buying an inferior product. Go Apple!

(For any of you reading this, feel free to donate a MacBook Pro to my cause*)

-Allyn

(*Allyn’s cause is to get a MacBook Pro)